Friday, April 13, 2012

Michael Steele Shows Aspiring Supervillains How To Invest

Are you an aspiring Supervillain? In a blog story I wrote for the Motley Fool Blog Network, I explain how you, as an ordinary run-of-the-mill villain can grow the wealth you need for your wide-ranging world domination schemes by investing in the companies and industries that you, as a soon-to-be Supervillain, may already be familiar with. Invest in companies like Cemex ($CX) for building your underground lair, Titanium Metals ($TIE) for your armor, Illumina ($ILMN) for your genetics experiments, II-IV ($IIVI) for all your laser needs, and Discovery Communications ($DISCA, $DISCK) for their Shark Week expertise, because what good are your frickin' laser beams if you don't have sharks to mount them on? Whether you're a future Supervillain yourself, or just an ordinary investor who wants to ride the Supervillain industry's bull market to your own handsome profits, this is the investment guide for you!

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